Swine of the Week: Vince McMahon

I Knew this day would come after I wrote Swine of the Week entry on Mohammed bin Salamn; so here we are my dear readers for your pleasure the ringmaster of scandals, the man we all love to hate. This week’s Swine is Vince McMahon.

Today’s topic is Vincent Kennedy McMahon a man who I discovered while writing this article has become the Former CEO of World Wrestling Entertainment, formally “the Worldwide Wrestling Federation”, Vince also part of the short-lived World Bodybuilding Federation and the XFL American football league.

XFL is most known nowadays due to 2002 Simpsons episode “The Old Man and the Key” where Homer has no idea the XFL League folded the year prior; even less people would be aware of the doomed XFL reboot from 2018 to 2023.

I first discovered the XFL due to the reference in the Simpsons along with the fact anyone with a crippling addiction to Southern Bells like me would learn about American Sports due to hopes I can assimilate into their culture…Dammit I keep getting distracted, back on track.

Right off, let’s first talk about Vince and his sum sucking actions, the man can be best described as a leach who feeds off the suffering and agony of his staff, Chris Benoit is a great example and I would like to thank the fact I archive podcasts and radio shows to generate transcripts for future reference, I had stopped watching WWE in 2004.

Let me give you some tea courtesy of the February 12 2024 podcast edition of my personal guilty pleasures of Talk Radio “Ed and Red” on SAGA 960am radio; the show is hosted by Steven “Ed” Kerzner and his wife Liana “Red” Kerzner.

Around the 30-Minute mark of the episode Ed and Red are talking about their time hosting a TV Show entitled “Ed & Red’s Night Party” which aired on G4TV (America), CITY TV (Canada) and FUEL TV (Australia) in which Ed and Red remembered getting to interview a bunch of WWE Wrestlers for their show along with Ed’s own history meeting Bret “The Hitman” Hart for an MMA [MuchMusic Awards] segment.

At the 34 Minute of the Episode, we get to hear a bit of the scummy bullshit that Vincent Kennedy McMahon pulled when it came to the tragic death of Chris Benoit

RED: that was scary.
ED: Yeah, Something was off
RED: that was a really, really scary moment…Yeah.
ED: And then the other one, maybe we shouldn’t even talk about it because he became a tragedy.
RED: Well, I mean, we just have to say the name and people won’t question it. You know, the the well, [Pause] we never even use that, right? Because it was too terrifying…There was nothing funny about that Chris Benoit interview.
ED: No, he was like clearly off

What really shows the scumbag nature of Vince and the WWE Empire he had around him was they would ask that the footage not be used only to turn around and the WWE would lie though their teeth later on claiming they had no clue Chris was suffering.

How disgusting is that; a man, clearly suffering from mental problems due to his job giving people entertainment and joy to get no help from his employer who more than likely caused this tragedy to happen.

Tragically, at some point between June 22 and 24, 2007 Benoit would snap and commit a double murder-suicide taking not only his life but his wife Nancy and his son Daniel before taking his own life.

Many people would question this, ABC would report that “Benoit’s brain was so severely damaged it resembled the brain of an 85-year-old Alzheimer’s patient” it didn’t help that Benoit had multiple strong painkillers and Xanax in his system at the time of death.

Let’s move away from the tragic fact of Benoit’s suffering due to WWE; let’s move on to the fact not only has Vince been forced to leave the WWE but he’s also been getting close to some of the worst humanity has to offer.

I talked about in my Swine of the Week about MbS I brought up how not only did McMahon go to the UAE to kiss the ass of their “prince” but he’d sign click-hungry corpse-monger, this carnival reaper sucking out the money and soul of all around him…Logan Paul who’s best known online for the fact he visited Aokigahara better known as the “suicide forest” and uploaded a video of a dead hanging corpse which he’d use for clicks on his channel.

Don’t worry Logan got his own entry coming up but the fact Vince would decide to platform and promote this profit vulture; if anything this just proves that McMahon has no morals or humanity left in his shrivelled heart.

It was reported by ESPN that only 2 Days after Janel Grant a former employee would step up and file a lawsuit against McMahon would he “Step Down” but let’s be honest with ourselves, he didn’t “Step Down” he was forced out the door like yesterday’s dirty stew that was unsold.

Vince knew his empire was coming to an end, and so he pulled the rip cord in hopes he’d survive the fall from the high wire of fame to fall down the hole, Once Vince was “the King of the Broadcast”, but now nothing will remain but his broken legacy.

For Vince is nothing more than the “Banished Bloodsucker of Pay-Per-View”, I doubt he’d even be worthy of the Swine of the Week title but he’s been on my list for a while now.

Until next time
This is The Professor
Signing Off.